[guess who is sitting in that very plush chair, her high heels up on the oak desk, signing something into law. After all....in her world, she's Der Fuerher she won't tell how, of course.

So why not write into law a military edict informing all the men they will now be wearing tight leather pants? It worked wonders for her world!]Hmmm hmmm hmmmmm ( Read more... )

Just a quick question out of curiosity..

If you were to fuck an alternate version of yourself..Would that be classified as masturbation?

Because you know...It is you and all..

... Has anyone seen my orange screwdriver? [he asks stepping out of the workshop only to find himself in very strange surroundings]

Toto, I don't think we're in Azanus anymore.

Alright. Who in this city is part of the military?
Also, Who is part of this city's military? Or at least the Central it's trying to reproduce.

Is anything being done about the people appearing here?

Damn it, Al, I don't want to learn to use your stupid healing magic. How many times do I need to tell you, I am not a red ma...ge...?

Al?

Where'd you go?

-he blinks, looking around the strange area, pushing his glasses up a bit. He noticed the large sign, reading it silently-

Where the hell is...Fake Central?

I bet a stupid Time Mage did this. Them and ( Read more... )

*Roy paused as the feel of sand beneath his feet gave way to the feel of concrete. He froze, stunned as he studied his surroundings, noting he was very far from where he should be. Just moments ago he was at the resort on his honeymoon with Ed ( Read more... )